WOODCHUCKING WOOD
(Published Deseret Morning News, January 25, 2011)
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck
before his teeth fall out? America is about to find out,
especially if the woodchuck's wood is compared to this
country's $14 trillion dollars of indebtedness, which
continues to grow much faster than any woodchuck
chucking wood.
Very soon, this old woodchuck will bite off more
than he can chew. At which point, we may find our
pockets and purses are full of wooden nickels.
(Published Deseret Morning News, January 25, 2011)
How much wood can a woodchuck chuck
before his teeth fall out? America is about to find out,
especially if the woodchuck's wood is compared to this
country's $14 trillion dollars of indebtedness, which
continues to grow much faster than any woodchuck
chucking wood.
Very soon, this old woodchuck will bite off more
than he can chew. At which point, we may find our
pockets and purses are full of wooden nickels.