THREE SOCKS 595

                                                        THREE SOCKS  595

                         The other morning, after shaving
                            and brushing my teeth, I came back
                            to the bedroom to change from pajamas
                            to school clothes.

                            After getting three cats and one dogs off
                            of them (the clothes), I noticed that,
                            in addition to the pants, shirt and handkerchief,
                            there were...three socks.

                            I went to the top of the stairs and hollered
                            to my wife, Donna, "How come you gave me
                            three socks?"
 
                            "I thought you might need an extra one
                             for the foot that you've been accused of
                             putting in your mouth," she replied.

                             Needless to say, my wife didn't get any allowance
                             that week. (Just kidding!)

                             (Written on March 11,1979 with revisions on
                             August 10,2019)
          
    
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