FIVE IN A ROW
Did you know you can sometimes
tell a person's financial statement
by what he eats at lunch?
Last week, (all of our creditors please
note) for five days in a row, our wife
packed, in our dune buggy lunch box,
peanut and jelly sandwiches.
Now, whenever anyone asks us how
we manage to keep our weight down,
we let them know that we are on a
strict carbohydrate diet, and that we
At least with this diet, we don't have to
worry about eating foods with a high
cholesterol content, or being overly
exposed to high protein side effects.
And, the adverse monetary consequences
Out stomach just gastrically interrupted
us, suggesting that we just might ask
our wife to slip in a bologna sandwich
into our lunch, at least once every ten
days or so. (Sounds good to me.)
(Written in April, 1978)