FOR LOAFERS ONLY
Wrote James Thurber, "It is better
to have loafed and lost than never
to have loafed at all."
To Mr. Thurber's epigram, we'd
like to add..."A half of loafer is
better than none."
We also like the idea of Paul Terry
who said, "When I feel like exercising,
I just lie down until the feeling goes
With these pithy and somewhat whimsical
sayings before us. we thought it best to
say something earnest and resolute.
But, the more we thought, the tireder
we got. However, since the following
lines "effortlessly" popped into our mind,
we shall leave you with them:
One of the cheapest cures
For an incurable grouch
Is a soft-spoken wife
And a comfortable couch