FOR LOAFERS ONLY

                                                    FOR LOAFERS ONLY


                                           Wrote James Thurber, "It is better
                                           to have loafed and lost than never 
                                           to have loafed at all."

                                           To Mr. Thurber's epigram, we'd
                                           like to add..."A half of loafer is
                                           better than none."
                                           We also like the idea of Paul Terry
                                           who said, "When I feel like exercising,
                                           I just lie down until the feeling goes
                                           away."

                                           With these pithy and somewhat whimsical 
                                           sayings before us. we thought it best to 
                                           say something earnest and resolute.

                                           But, the more we thought, the tireder
                                           we got. However, since the following
                                           lines "effortlessly" popped into our mind,
                                           we shall leave you with them:

                                           One of the cheapest cures
                                           For an incurable grouch
                                           Is a soft-spoken wife
                                           And a comfortable couch