NO DENTAL FLOSS
Recently, we kept an 8:00 am dentist
appointment. We were in the chair for 8
minutes and the cost was sixteen dollars.
That's two dollars a minute!
Later, as we reflected on this canine incident
we asked ourselves, "How much would
we be willing to pay to have all of our spiritual
cavities filled and our sacred teeth in perfect
What would we be willing to pay to have
our souls as clean as a hound's tooth?
Would we be willing to accept newfangled
Listen now, let's get serious. It's time we
stopped chewing the fat.
Now is the time to drill out all that's
rotten and decayed within our souls.
Bicuspid, now's the time to be clean mouthed
and clean hearted. Because...
There ain't no dental floss in heaven.