"You are going to do what, dear?"
"We've decided its tome to write an
article about Pup-Pup."
"Boy, you must really be desperate for
an article, to write one about our dog."
"Well, this will be the first article
we've written about her. And besides, we've
written about all our other children."
"Pup-Pup is not one of 'our' children.
She may be 'your' child, but she's not 'ours'."
"Aw, honey you know she is one of the sweetest,
most affectionate lovable animals you've ever
met and she has the prettiest limped-pool,
brown eyes you've ever seen."
"All right, go ahead, write about her,
but I demand equal space for 'my' cat."
"Well, I'll be...doggone."
(This article was written in 1978)