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SEW? 

7/4/2014

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                                        SEW?

                               A funny thing happened to us 
                               the other day as we hopped out
                               of the bed to get ready for work.

                               We inadvertently stepped on a 
                               sewing needle securely hidden within 
                               the shallow confines of our thread-bare 
                               bedroom rug.

                               Thinking we had removed all of the needle, 
                               we went on to work.

                               After two full days of continually standing 
                               on our feet, the Lord suggested (through the
                               marvelous revelation of pain) that we quickly 
                               visit our family doctor. He looked at our red 
                               puffy foot and suggested x-raying.

                               Withing five minutes we were able to see
                               the clear outline of the eye-end half of the 
                               sewing needle comfortably lodged a few
                               centimeters under our epidermis.

                               (Man looketh upon the outward foot; but 
                               the x-ray machine looketh inward on our 
                               muscle and bone).

                               By the time the surgery was completed, 
                               our doctor proved to be the proverbial cut 
                               up. Needle-less to say, he left us in stitches.
 
                               (Written in 1977)                               
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