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THE WEATHER MAN  (1975)

6/27/2013

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                                            THE WEATHER MAN


                            It was Tammy's (nearly 8) turn to choose
                            the 
cereal box for the month.
                            She chose a box with a mounted policeman
                            inside, who turned...
                            Pink in rainy weather
                            Blu
e in clear weather
                            Gray in changing weather.

                            Maybe some senseless husband-wife arguments
                            could be avoided if we could wear "Weather Mounties"
                            around our necks to indicate our emotional "Whether"
                            at any particular time. For example...
                
                             Red, meaning "Hot, really hot"---"it is very unwise
                            
 to communicate with me right now."
                             Gray, meaning "Watch it kid, watch it, I'm in an
                             unsettled mood, go ahead and talk, but be careful."    
                             Blue, meaning "Cool, man, cool." ---"Go ahead and say
                             anything you want, I am ready and willing to listen
                             empathetically to anything you have to say."
        
                             This "Whether" warning system might prevent the

                             fruitless communication and the frustrating battles
                             which often ensue. 
                             It lets my wife know whether to 
wear:
                             Glass Slippers
                             
Loafers, or Hip Boots.
                             How's the weather at your house?
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