WHAT PRICE SOLVENCY?
Last Month, we were $3.84 overdrawn at our
Fortunately, we were able to to borrow $1.63
from Tammy's jewelry box, $.86 from Billy's top
drawer, $.75 from Matt's piggy bank, $.57 from
some of Donna's heretofore undisclosed hidden
funds and $.03 which Heather held clutchingly
in her little hand.
As we took Heather's three pennies, a silent
voice within us raised the question, "What price
However, we suspect our lenders will not
let us easily forget that they came to our rescue
in our financial time of need.
In fact, we suspect the real financial winners
in this whole sordid affair will be the proprietors
of our kids' favorite ice-cream-parlor.